Saturday, January 30, 2021

Weekend Special:
Smiles, Chuckles and Laughs 2

Now some important philosophical questions on life . . .
  • Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

  • Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke?

  • Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

  • Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

  • EVER WONDER . . . why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

  • Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
  • Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins the Lottery"?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • You know that indestructible box used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  • Now that you have smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need to smile every once in a while.

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