Don't Ever Accept an Invitationto a 'Pandemic Party' and don't let Anyone you know or Love Go to One

Pandemic parties rage on across

South Florida despite growing
coronavirus crisis in Florida

A "Pandemic Party" is a gathering of partiers who come together with at least one person present having a verified case of Covid-19 for the dual purposes of (1) having a good time, and (2) proving President Trump's words as true when he said "Covid-19 is a hoax." 

The partiers attempt to mingle closely with the one or more persons having the verified case or cases of Covid-19 to prove it all a hoax when, hypothetically, no one else picks up the disease after sharing close and intimate moments with the verified case or cases present during the course of the evening. (Masks and Social Distancing are prohibited!) 

Promoters of the these parties also point to the President's words which also state that "99% of all cases are not harmful" but are "more like a cold or a lite case of the flu." These parties are particularly popular in Florida. (Editorial Comment: When was the last time you were int-abated for the common cold or even a lite case of the Flu?)

COVID-19 daily new cases in Florida

Through Sun, July 12, 2020

15,000

X

5,000

10,000

15,000

667

617

1,317

1,419

1,305

1,270

1,180

966

1,096

1,371

1,698

1,902

2,581

2,016

1,758

2,783

2,610

3,207

3,822

4,049

3,494

2,926

3,286

5,511

5,004

8,942

9,585

8,530

5,266

6,093

6,563

10,109

9,488

11,458

10,059

6,336

7,347

9,989

8,935

11,433

10,360

15,300

Includes residents and non-Florida residents. Date is based on when the Florida Dept. of Health announced the number of cases in a daily update, not the actual date of when the case was opened usually due to a positive lab result.

Chart: Orlando Sentinel / Sun Sentinel. Source: Florida Dept of Health.  Get the data Created with Datawrapper.    Courtesy of SOUTH FLorida SUN SENTINEL |